Marla: I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.
Jack: It was worth every penny.
Marla: It’s a bridesmaid’s dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day. Then tossed it, like a Christmas tree. So special. Then bam! It’s on the side of the road. Tinsel still clinging to it. Like a sex crime victim. Underwear inside out. Bound with electrical tape.
Jack: Well then, it suits you.